New favourite joke:




A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

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#wehhhh cuties #pokemon 


Harry Potter Tribute Exhibition [x]

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#Harry Potter 

Gabriel García Márquez, Exemplar of the Fiction of Magic Realism, Dies at 87 


And a little real magic goes out of the world…

NOOOO!! omg ;___; You were one of my favorite writers of all time :( I’m legitimately sad about this. R.I.P.,Gabriel García Márquez, you made me fall in love with magical realism even before I found Murakami, and you inspired me, in a large way, to want to write. One Hundred Years of Solitude blew my mind; there’s no other novel like it. 

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@2 days ago with 103 notes
#gabriel garcia marquez #oh no now I am sad :( #Everyone should read this man's work it will change you #at least ready one hundred years of solitude that book is amazing 

im going to assuage my sorrows related to our first-game loss by painting my nails…

@2 days ago
#Brooke watches hockey #oh well it was only game one #they need to win next game tho gotta win an early away game that is key 

This just in: Borderlands 2 continues to be one of the most fun games I’ve played in a long time!!

@15 hours ago
#give me all the fire weapons #Brooke plays borderlands 2 


Game of Thrones clothing porn

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#Game of Thrones 

"Wherever they might be they always remember that the past was a lie, that memory has no return, that every spring gone by could never be recovered, and that the wildest and most tenacious love was an ephemeral truth in the end."

Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
@2 days ago with 2 notes
#this book is so important #this man was so important #his magic will be missed #Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez 

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@2 days ago with 13751 notes
#im p sure ive reblogged this before but I will always reblog this #Game of Thrones #perfect humans 
Yay my first Birchbox came today while I was at work!! Can’t wait to try everything and write my review!! :)

Yay my first Birchbox came today while I was at work!! Can’t wait to try everything and write my review!! :)

@2 days ago with 1 note
#birchbox #the packaging is so cute I'm psyched #April is a rainy day theme